Becoming Doctors

CLICK HERE FOR PART 1 ------------> Gaon waalo ko khush to tha hona, Becoz apni boring life se ho gaye the wo accustom, Bubly aur uski family ko summon tha karna, Sarpanch held a meeting and told every1 to cum ! Educated and Self made man the Mr. Rana, He was furious on seeing the summon ! Apni phool si komal beti par inzaam tha sabne maara, Sabko seekha denge aaj sabak, kha li thi kasam ! Pohoch gaye Mr Rana, with her daughter Bubly Rana, Village ki iss meeting me aa gaya tagdha momentum; Sarpanch ji ko as per rules sabse pehele tha bolna, Aakhir gaon ki izzat ko rakhna tha kayam ! "Bhayiyon aur beheno, khol lo achche se apne retina, Check karlo sab apne Ear Drum ! If found guilty, Rana family would be sent to China, Ye decide kiya hai maine from heart ka bottom!!" Then came on the stage Bubly aur Mr Rana, And started speaking with poora dum, "Mere gaon waasiyo,only we two constitute family Rana, Bubly ki mummy died 2 yrs ago,Yaa...

Ek door gaon me rehti thi, ek ladhki bohot awesome, Naam tha uska Bubly Rana, Ladhke bulate the usse Item, Lekin pasand nahi tha use Banana. Usko sirf pasand thi apni bubble gum, Jo chew karke bohot khush rehti thi Rana, Baaki gaon waale only heard sounds of yum-yum,                            Jo aati thi uske ghar se rozana. In this world full of terror, sorrow and sarcasm Baaki log were jeaous of khushi of Rana, "Kaash hume bhii mil jaaye aisi khushi Maa Kasam?" Yahi sochte rehte the woh rozana          . One fine sunny day, ho gayi ek badhi problem, Gaon me aaye kuch doctors, regular checkup tha sabka hona, Badhi population dekhkar they adviced sabko planning and condom, Lekin ek cheez pe every1 went Oh Lord Krishna!! It used to come in various flavours like chocolate and bubble gum. Log hote hi hai velle, is...

<I love Milk !! :D :D> <Its mostly in hindi language, Sorry :P> Dood Waala !  Once upon a time, there was A dood-waala, Naam tha uska Ramesh Nadal, But he was very kaala, So dont confuse him with Rafael Nadal. Uske doodh me there was always excess of masala, Lekin phir bhi taste tha uska kamaal, Wo keheta tha "Mere paas hai Aik luck ki Maala" Jiski wajah se tha wo ab malamaal. Around the same time, there was also Babu Chawla, Uska dood was not that kamaal, Dont confuse him with Juhi Chawla, Kyuki uske paas the kaafi jagah par Baal ;) He was very jealous of Number1 dood waala, Ho gaya tha wo Behaal, Tha wo bohot lambii moocho waala, Hence the above mentioned Baal :P "Kaha se laata hai itna tasty dood ye Saala", Sochta tha Babu Chawla poore saal, So he decided to steal his luck ki maala. Without the consequences of Bhavishyakaal. To phir Todh daala usne uske ghar ka taala, And entered with hirni jaisi Chaal. Tha w...

So it was birthday of one of my best friends Shubham, who like every poor guy whose name is shubham is actually called BuM ! ;P And thinking of what all I can do for his bday, I started out with a bday message which gradually turned into a poem ! ;) Shubum, Shubum, Shubum, Happy bday gaa rahe hai Hum, Aaj Hai Din Bohot Awesome Ye poem nahi hai koi Sarcasm!  Treat ki umeed me hai Hum, Cake khaana hai Yum-Yum, Cake nahi to khilaade koi Chewing-Gum, Happy Budday Gaa rahe hai Hum!!  Aik Aur para Add karna hai to continue the momentum, Kab milegi tujhe koi Item, Hum jeete the ppt competition on Structure Of Atom, Ye ho raha hai Random, Always use Condom!!  Koi bhi kabhi bhi ho Tujhe Problem, Stomach, Lungs Or In Scrotum, MBBS kar raha hoon main Besharam, Kabhi bhi aa jaayoyo Maa Kasam!!  To mere Bhai Shubumm, I hope aapko pasand Aayi Ye bday Poem, Humaari Dosti rahe humesha Kayam, Budday song gaa rahe hai Humm, Vande Matram!! So If you...

Guys, This poem is the first of many kinds. Its got a sweet history associated with it. You can skip it to get directly to the poem. It was way back in 2011 when  I was in school. It was the english period, the most dreadful of all. Some students blame the teacher, some blame the subject, the teachers blame the coaching institutes, the coaching institutes blames CBSE, the CBSE blames the students,and it goes on and on... Friends. I have nothing against the subject. English is an awesome language and needs to be learnt correctly . People in this world wont let you live peacefully without this language. What irritates me is the way it is taught in our schools. The teachers dictates the answers to the 'hot questions', and expects us to mug them up for the exams. One minor error here or there and the teacher goes crazy ! And those poems ! Oh God ! Our over senti teacher putting more thoughts into the poems than the author did himself ! "He walked on the red carpet...