Bubly Ki Bubble Gum Part 2

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Gaon waalo ko khush to tha hona,
Becoz apni boring life se ho gaye the wo accustom,
Bubly aur uski family ko summon tha karna,
Sarpanch held a meeting and told every1 to cum !


Educated and Self made man the Mr. Rana,
He was furious on seeing the summon !
Apni phool si komal beti par inzaam tha sabne maara,
Sabko seekha denge aaj sabak, kha li thi kasam !



Pohoch gaye Mr Rana, with her daughter Bubly Rana,
Village ki iss meeting me aa gaya tagdha momentum;
Sarpanch ji ko as per rules sabse pehele tha bolna,
Aakhir gaon ki izzat ko rakhna tha kayam !

"Bhayiyon aur beheno, khol lo achche se apne retina,
Check karlo sab apne Ear Drum !
If found guilty, Rana family would be sent to China,
Ye decide kiya hai maine from heart ka bottom!!"



Then came on the stage Bubly aur Mr Rana,
And started speaking with poora dum,
"Mere gaon waasiyo,only we two constitute family Rana,
Bubly ki mummy died 2 yrs ago,Yaad karte hai him unhe hardum :(

"She had a genetic disorder, died of Angina,
Bubly ko bhi hai ye pre-mature heart disease ki problem,
Shes taking prophylactic drug to keep herself happy rozana,
Generic name is Aspirin Gum Oral, Market name is Aspergum."




















"Jhooth hai ye sab, scientific baato se nahi hai hume fasna",
Shouted the village people jinhone khayi hui thi kasam,
Khatam nahi hue the unke popkorn and khana peena,
They had already announced prize money to find the lucky scrotum !!

Confused ho gaye Mr Rana,
"Arrey dosto! Bola toh nahi thi wo koi bubble gum,
Ek dawai ko chew karti thi meri gudhiya rana,
Chest pain se muqt rehti, hence the khushi and yum-yum"


"Hum unpadh aur bewkoof na hai Mr. Rana,
Suna tha kya bola tha doctor ne about bubble gum,
Hum me se kayi ne jhaadhu lagayi hai aapke bungle me Mr Rana,
Awaazo ka experience hai hume, nahi tha wo koi mamuli yum-yum."



Super dooper angry ho gaye Mr Rana,
"Tumhari hi bhasha me samjhata hoon main ab maa kasam !!
Nahi rehna mujhe iss gaon me, chahe jaana padhe chandichawk ya china,
You guys are not even worth my sputum !!!


Phirse meri beti ki taraf dekha with ur retina,
Todh todh ke will make you smaller than an Atom,
Jiss jhaadhu ke bahane tum log nazar maarte the on Bubly Rana,
Wahi jhaadhu ghusa dunga in your rectum."


Sarpanch ji samajh gaye baat of Mr Rana,
Asset hai wo for the village bohot awesum,
New medicines and health camps wahi organize karwate the rozana,
Lekin gaaon waalo ko samjhana will need lots of dum.(may be rum)


Isiliye mere dosoton, itna vella mat ho jaana,
Ki lose karlo apna tegmentum,
Doosro pe inzaam lagane ke pehele hazaar baar sochna,
Keep apne kam se kam, and dont be so besharam !! ;)




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