Bubly Ki bubble Gum: Part 1

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Ek door gaon me rehti thi, ek ladhki bohot awesome,
Naam tha uska Bubly Rana,
Ladhke bulate the usse Item,
Lekin pasand nahi tha use Banana.













Usko sirf pasand thi apni bubble gum,
Jo chew karke bohot khush rehti thi Rana,
Baaki gaon waale only heard sounds of yum-yum,                           
Jo aati thi uske ghar se rozana.


In this world full of terror, sorrow and sarcasm
Baaki log were jeaous of khushi of Rana,
"Kaash hume bhii mil jaaye aisi khushi Maa Kasam?"
Yahi sochte rehte the woh rozana
        

.
One fine sunny day, ho gayi ek badhi problem,
Gaon me aaye kuch doctors, regular checkup tha sabka hona,
Badhi population dekhkar they adviced sabko planning and condom,
Lekin ek cheez pe every1 went Oh Lord Krishna!!
It used to come in various flavours like chocolate and bubble gum.















Log hote hi hai velle, isiliye rumours ko to tha failna,
Ki kya Bubly ho sakti hai itni besharam?
Kahi kisi ke saath gaa rahi ho pyar ka gaana,
And doing all that yum-yum.


Bubbly ko tha pakka fasna,
Kya uski izzat rahegi gaon me kayam??
Logo ka life me ek hi maksad ho gaya pata lagana,
Ki kiska hai wo lucky scrotum ?





To Be Continued....

Doctor. Meme Addict. Life Enthusiast. MBBS (MAMC, Delhi), MD Medicine (UCMS, Delhi) Pursuing DM Neurology (G.B. Pant, Delhi)

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