Becoming Doctors

<I love Milk !! :D :D> <Its mostly in hindi language, Sorry :P> Dood Waala !  Once upon a time, there was A dood-waala, Naam tha uska Ramesh Nadal, But he was very kaala, So dont confuse him with Rafael Nadal. Uske doodh me there was always excess of masala, Lekin phir bhi taste tha uska kamaal, Wo keheta tha "Mere paas hai Aik luck ki Maala" Jiski wajah se tha wo ab malamaal. Around the same time, there was also Babu Chawla, Uska dood was not that kamaal, Dont confuse him with Juhi Chawla, Kyuki uske paas the kaafi jagah par Baal ;) He was very jealous of Number1 dood waala, Ho gaya tha wo Behaal, Tha wo bohot lambii moocho waala, Hence the above mentioned Baal :P "Kaha se laata hai itna tasty dood ye Saala", Sochta tha Babu Chawla poore saal, So he decided to steal his luck ki maala. Without the consequences of Bhavishyakaal. To phir Todh daala usne uske ghar ka taala, And entered with hirni jaisi Chaal. Tha w...

“Man often becomes what he believes himself to be. If I keep on saying to myself that I cannot do a certain thing, it is possible that I may end by really becoming incapable of doing it. On the contrary, if I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to do it even if I may not have it at the beginning.”   ―   Mahatma Gandhi A common problem we all face is inertia, procrastination. We want to get the stuff done, but are too lazy to do it, get it. What do you think control our actions ? Brain ? Correct ! But who controls the brain ? Its You !! The most basic thing important to understand is that your brain DOES NOT control you. You Control your brain and hence your actions ! For eg: If I ask you to Blink !  Common, it would take less than a second ! Blink! You did that right ?? Because YOU told your brain to close you eyes ! Friends, why is it that when you r scared, upset OR angry, you suddenly can not DO thing...

So it was birthday of one of my best friends Shubham, who like every poor guy whose name is shubham is actually called BuM ! ;P And thinking of what all I can do for his bday, I started out with a bday message which gradually turned into a poem ! ;) Shubum, Shubum, Shubum, Happy bday gaa rahe hai Hum, Aaj Hai Din Bohot Awesome Ye poem nahi hai koi Sarcasm!  Treat ki umeed me hai Hum, Cake khaana hai Yum-Yum, Cake nahi to khilaade koi Chewing-Gum, Happy Budday Gaa rahe hai Hum!!  Aik Aur para Add karna hai to continue the momentum, Kab milegi tujhe koi Item, Hum jeete the ppt competition on Structure Of Atom, Ye ho raha hai Random, Always use Condom!!  Koi bhi kabhi bhi ho Tujhe Problem, Stomach, Lungs Or In Scrotum, MBBS kar raha hoon main Besharam, Kabhi bhi aa jaayoyo Maa Kasam!!  To mere Bhai Shubumm, I hope aapko pasand Aayi Ye bday Poem, Humaari Dosti rahe humesha Kayam, Budday song gaa rahe hai Humm, Vande Matram!! So If you...

Guys, This poem is the first of many kinds. Its got a sweet history associated with it. You can skip it to get directly to the poem. It was way back in 2011 when  I was in school. It was the english period, the most dreadful of all. Some students blame the teacher, some blame the subject, the teachers blame the coaching institutes, the coaching institutes blames CBSE, the CBSE blames the students,and it goes on and on... Friends. I have nothing against the subject. English is an awesome language and needs to be learnt correctly . People in this world wont let you live peacefully without this language. What irritates me is the way it is taught in our schools. The teachers dictates the answers to the 'hot questions', and expects us to mug them up for the exams. One minor error here or there and the teacher goes crazy ! And those poems ! Oh God ! Our over senti teacher putting more thoughts into the poems than the author did himself ! "He walked on the red carpet...